Monday, December 1, 2008

Top 5 Ways You Know Something's Off at Thanksgiving

5. You wake up tired and not particularly hungry.
4. You do not eat a second helping.
3. You barely look at the dessert table.
2. You go to bed at 8 p.m.

And the now for Number 1 way you know something's off at Thanksgiving . . . drum roll . . .

1. After attempting to go to bed, you instead spend the next 4 hours puking your guts out!

Yep, something was a bit off for me this year. Stomach bug? Food poisoning? Giardia? I know not. But, I do know that my belly is still rather angry with me and is urging me to avoid all questionable meats, veggies and other suspicious dishes.

5 comments:

Beth said...

Oh man! So sorry to hear that! Thank goodness there will be another feast in just a month and you can make up for it. I'll be watching you to make sure you eat twice as much.

Julie said...

That's terrible! I hate to hear that. I felt like that last year - but that was because of little Hudson :). The stomach flu has been going around here too. Hope you're feeling better.

Kim Heinecke said...

Someone must have slipped those gizards into the dressing.

no bueno.

Elicia said...

I'm sorry you've been sick! It's awful being sick, definitely.

Natalie Witcher said...

Yep, that was stinky. Sorry you were sick. I hope Christmas will be better!