4. You were not blessed with spatial reasoning. Trying to judge the distance between your body and all other objects is like trying to plot the course of a spaceship to the Moon without the aid of computers or scientific equations.
3. Your appendages are frequently speckled with unexplained bruises and scrapes. Scars from running into an ill-placed coffee table, bookcase or office chair are also a frequent symptom.
2. Your significant other tells you, "You're like me when I was a kid. You can't enter a room without getting hurt."
1. You have one of these on your arms because you can't seem to cook, pick up a hot glue gun or flat iron without suffering at least 2nd degree burns.
Oh, and have a very Happy Thanksgiving Day tomorrow! I'm going to try not to set myself on fire, break a leg or otherwise do bodily harm to myself or others. You do the same now, ya hear?
3 comments:
Wow, now that is a burn baby! I to am a fellow clutz:) It must be a seasonal name thing! he he he!
Happy Turkey day!
hmm, that sounds like me.
lol! i totally relate...hope your Thanksgiving was burn free. :)
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