Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Fact: Dwight Schrute is Funny

Here are a couple of my favorite quotes from The Office's Dwight Schrute.

Dwight: I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.


Here's another . . .

Jim Halpert: Dwight, if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Dwight Schrute: I can travel anywhere, except Cuba, and I will travel to New Zealand and walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor and I will hike Mount Doom.

4 comments:

ashlie said...

I love that show! Hope you're having a great week!

erin beth said...

that is pretty funny. i have never seen the show but I still like that one quote- "Some people say blue collar, some people say white collar. But I don't say either. And you know why? Because I am collar-blind."

Natalie Witcher said...

"Downsizing? I say bring it on!" Dwight Schrute, Pilot, "The Office"

Anonymous said...

" My fathers name? Dwight Shrute his fathers name? Dwight Schrute his fathers name? Dwide Shrude..Amish"

"In the wild there is no health care, in the wild health care is "ow i hurt my leg, i cant run" a lion eats me and i'm dead. well i'm not dead. I'm the lion. Your dead."